Write for the Salmon!

Write for the Seattle Salmon in complete anonymity (and obscurity).

At the end of the day, we didn’t know how much work putting out a (eesh) weekly daily satirical publication was going to be. Sure, we can sit back and think allegedly funny things during our individual probation hearings, but writing them down? Editing? Who needs it???

Maybe you do!!! ! (And maybe you’d like to take a peek at our top secret Salmon style guide before you dive in.)

Fresh Fish! Reader submitted articles.

If you have some funny ideas, stories, headlines, or even just an ax to grind, send your fully proofread and bibliographically attributed contributions to editor@theseattlesalmon.com.

If we run one of your stories, we can put your name underneath them to expose your personality disorder to the whole world. Alternatively, you can post under a fake name. God knows we should have.

Currently, we aren’t making any we are losing money hand over fish, otherwise, we would pay you. But for now, enjoy the same paycheck we do; warm beer and a vague feeling of sanctimoniousness.

If you do submit an article, please include a photo and a short bio. ><{{{*>