(Oklahoma City) A group of O.K. City sketch comedians know what they want Santa to leave in their stocking this year: a million hits on YouTube! Keith Walton, of local sketch group The Mooners believes that their holiday-themed video short, “Occupy Christmas,” could be the sketch that takes their comedy careers to a whole new [...]
By Chris Blado Cycling enthusiasts, take note: Seattle has once again been voted the best city for riding bizarrely-shaped bicycles that make you look like a goddamn horse’s ass. 2011 is the third year in a row Seattle has won the competition, cementing its place as a paradise for those who want to look like [...]
Toyota Prius owners will be forced to express their liberal views someplace other than on their car bumper–most likely at Starbucks. A Department of Transportation official says Toyota will recall all 2003-2012 Prius hybrids to address dangerous roll-over accidents caused by bumper sticker weight distribution issues. “Bumper sticker modification to the Prius is a very [...]
DES MOINES–In the past twelve months since ConAgra foods began operating a quaint factory farm in rural Adel County, the corporation has found inclusion in the local community. Despite initial misgivings, fellow family farms have welcomed the quaint 800 acre operation with open arms. But success has not come easy for the plucky young multinational [...]
Pullman, WA – As of Fall Quarter 2011, Washington State University has begun to only accept applications in the form of 3 minute Youtube videos. This step replaces the standard, written submissions that would begin most Cougar’s five to eight year attempt at a bachelor’s degree. The change came as the lingering downturn in the housekeeping [...]
Piss pot cottage industry is not a crock of shit.
Seattle, Wash.–Every morning at 6:30 a.m., Belltown resident Earl Hammershaal buys a loaf of bread, crumbles it into small pieces and throws it on the ground for local pigeons. Hammershaal, 74, has conducted this feeding ritual, weather permitting, every day without fail since his wife died in 1998. “I just loves me those little birds,” [...]
Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn’s unexpected proclamation, made through an email, set in motion a flurry of anger among the Seattle City Council. “Was it his intention that the entire population of Seattle eat an ice cream sandwich? Will there be dairy-free options? Which budget is this coming from? This is exactly the kind of irresponsible [...]
Olympia- Emboldened by the November victory of I-1053, conservative activist and initiative campaigner Tim Eyman has gone on the offensive with I-1203, his latest and most ambitious anti-government initiative to date. I-1203 would require that any vote by the state legislature be preceded by a vote from the people, and that any vote by [...]
Mermen, living in the shallow waters off Alki Beach, have become increasingly agitated in recent weeks and scientists are unsure why. The latest incident occurred yesterday when Alison Ryder was walking along the beach with her visiting sister. A merman flopped out of the water, hooted at her, and made an obscene gesture before diving [...]
