Call marriage a “boner-killer.” (Olympia) Only a few votes stand between gays and the right to marry in Washington State. The House of Representatives, packed with more gay legislators than a Morman choir, has the numbers to pass it today. But the Senate, always the legislative cock blockers, still needs to find a few “YES” [...]
Michele Bachmann says her presidential bid is BT-Over.
NYC Congressman’s….um….Weiner tweet could have occurred for many normal reasons SEATTLE-Can’t a NYC congressman’s tweet a picture of his erect member in underwear to a Whatcom Community College student without it becoming a national scandal? Apparently not. Friday night, while the Congressman Weiner was innocently watching a hockey game, his Twitter account sent this image [...]
North Korea’s enigmatic leader turned fascism into high art. Pyongyang, North Korea — Kim Jong Il (KJI) was found dead Sunday evening at his remote mountain fortress/discotheque, fifty years and half-a-world away from his humble beginnings as an aspiring artist in the New York SoHo art scene during the 1950′s. Changing his name from Gabe Weisberger [...]
The Seattle Salmon is proud to have the GOP presidential front runner share his hard-earned relationship wisdom with our readers. Dear Newt, I am searching for a special lady to share my life. Can you recommend a good place to meet a good woman and also suggest ways I could distract my current wife while [...]
There’s no place like Baghdad in August Comparisons are inevitable with any seasoned traveler. “I’ve been to Paris in May and it’s gorgeous,” said the 6-year Army veteran. “But I honestly prefer Baghdad in August. The smell coming off the shit ponds, the random specter of death around every corner in a city as old [...]
Says she received the unexpected offer, “In the nick of time!” Olympia-Governor Gregoire called together the legislative leadership of the House and Senate today to halt the painful budget cutting needed to close the state’s $2.0 billion hole. Proudly holding a printout of an email over her head, she called for a halt to the [...]
Seattle, WA (Capitol Hill) – The Occupy Seattle protesters have been given 72 hours to get the hell off the Seattle Central Community College campus. However, the school isn’t sending these kids packing unprepared. In an attempt to help protesters with the eviction process, the school is offering a two-credit course on how to shift from [...]
The Seattle Salmon gets the first , EXCLUSIVE, interview with the former presidential contender. Cain shares his thoughts about the race, who he’ll endorse, and hitting on job seekers (Tacoma Godfather’s Pizza) In a surprise on par with Mitt Romney’s hair looking human, the Seattle Salmon’s own Lori Cleveland was granted the first post campaign [...]
Herman Cain took the stage on Saturday morning to make his big announcement. Many people believed he would be revealing his decision about the presidential campaign. But instead he arrived in a pin striped suit and pimp hat, proudly announcing to the gathered media that stuffed crust pizzas are back! No word yet about the thirteen [...]
