On Friday evening, a gorgeous sunset delivered a stunning upset to thousands of self-styled photographers. While nearly every Seattle-ite owns a professional-grade SLR camera, over 95 percent of the pictures of yesterday’s maginifcent light show were, in the words of one UW art professor, “extremely crappy.” I just don’t get it, I turned the wheelie [...]
“You know what I hate? All this white marble and cloud…would a little color kill ya?” PEARLY GATES – He is not pleased. No, not Him, but Andy Rooney. After passing away Saturday at the age of 92, Rooney has been complaining about Heaven since the moment he arrived. Even before entering the gates, Rooney [...]
Cock and cocaine binges endear her to the voting public Sarah Palin and her political props family have been anxiously awaiting the release of The Rogue*, an unauthorized biography which casts the ex-governor in the most unflattering light since the last tell-all book about her. The book purports Palin to take great pleasure in cocaine, [...]
Producers led Grace to believe she was the only woman with a penis cast this season When Nancy Grace inked her contract to appear on the latest season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, she did so with the belief that she would have the transgender vote sewn up. Grace has been doing her impression [...]
One-upsmanship turns to one-offsmanship Despite pressure from succubus spouses, many husbands from the Bravo Series’ Real Housewives of (insert rich community) continue to choose life. The blessed peace of nothingness was too much of a temptation for Russell Armstrong, husband of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong, who hanged himself on Monday. Other [...]
Under the intense scrutity of the last few day’s coverage, Bert and Ernie’s relationship begins to reveal cracks Sesame Street-Gay marriage advocates fear they may have rushed their endorsement of the union of Sesame Street couple Bert and Ernie after an ugly domestic violence incident over the weekend. A petition had been gaining signatures on the [...]
The true form of the “Deng-al Tiger” finally showed her fangs in public Parliment-With Ruppert Murdoch’s News Corporation Empire on shaky ground, his wife has emerged from the back ground as a powerful defender of the rich and frail. After attacking a would be pie-thrower at a press conference recently, Wendi Deng Murdoch received an [...]
The Mayor and Ashton Kutcher’s efforts to block child prostitution ads on backpage.com are uncovering new opponents in the Halls of Power Olympia-Things are noticeably tense around Olympia in the wake of Mayor Mike McGinn’s denouncement of Seattle Weekly’s backpage.com as an underage prostitution accelerant. Many long time state politicians are complaining that the mayoral [...]
Kisses submitted by the esteemed Seattle Salmon accomplices (readers). Submitted by Rick S. Gaddafi explaining to his High Council his new strategy of using human shields to protect the presidential compound from NATO bombings… Ooh La La! (Feel free to leave links to your Vancouver Kisses in the comment section below.) XXOOXXOO , ><{{{*>
Jeff Conaway in a Coma…”I Know, I Know, it’s Serious” Jeff Conaway has fallen into a coma after allegedly overdosing on a cocktail of cocaine and painkillers, now dubbed by addicts as “Greased Lightening”. The cast of his life rushed to his side just as soon as they were certain TMZ photographers were in [...]
