Female hormone levels while watching match could permanently injure the weak, old, and/or male (Minnesota) The Mayo Clinic alerted news outlets today that viewers of Puppy Bowl VIII, Animal Planet’s answer to the Super Bowl, should exercise extreme caution. Recent incidences have shown estrogen excreted through women’s pores watching the puppy frolicking match becomes airborne [...]
UW Medical researchers have determined the source of Marshawn’s amazing, intermittent, bursts of animal strength called, “Beast Mode.” It’s lycanthropy…or in layman’s terms, he’s a werewolf. (The Clink) Some carries by Seahawk’s running back Marshawn Lynch look beyond human abilities. Bruising, battering charges that fling opposing players through the air like, well, salmon, at the [...]
Seattle holds rally to tell rest of America, “Welcome to OUR world!!!!” (Seattle) The air is electric all across town. No, it is not the coming storm this weekend; it’s the Sonic fans’ jubilation at the imminent death of the NBA season. Years of bitterness over the Sonics being moved to Oklahoma City are finally [...]
August Williams guides you through the labyrinth of the weekend’s Super Bowl, a proverbial Hoggle to your Sarah Williams.
As the Bainbridge High School Gymnastics team headed to its first away meet of the season today, the biggest question remains: Where was it?
An amazing 7,000 seat turnout for the Rat City Rollergirls 2011 derby season kick-off charity tournament on Saturday meant only one thing: My editor asked me to go out and interview one of the teams. Easier said than done.
There was some exciting Storm news this week. You’d think an avowed Storm fan would find this news interesting, but for some fans, the Storm isn’t just about basketball.
Those of you who follow this blog regularly know that I normally do not watch the games on which I report. I prefer to let the stats speak for themselves, as well as getting an artistic read on the symbolism inherent in any conflict through my numerous theatre history courses. This Sunday, though, I was [...]
NFL players with concussions are not cleared to return to practice until an independent physician is satisfied with their progress. One would think that the downtime would be a perfect opportunity to catch up on David Simon’s masterwork, but one would be wrong.
I’ve held off speculating whether the Seahawks would affect the long-awaited completion of George R. R. Martin’s next installment in his A Song of Ice and Fire series, but their upset of the Saints 41-36 is inching them dangerously close.
