Top 10 reasons Amanda Knox won’t be returning to Italy for trial
Without further blib-blab, here is the list of the top ten reasons Amanda Knox won’t be returning to Italy for her murder trial.
- Italian food makes her homicidal.
- Had to stay for the Breaking Bad finale.
- She’s got a line on a really good supply of amyl nitrate at the moment.
- She doesn’t need another recipe for a chianti pruno.
- Eurozone fiscal policies.
- She already threw a dead body over her shoulder into the Trevi fountain.
- Unpaid parking tickets.
- If she wanted to be locked up with nothing to do, she could just stay in West Seattle.
- She’s in the middle of rennovating her dungeon.
- Prime Minister Berlusconi keeps sexting her
If we have missed any of the reasons for Amanda not crossing the Rubicon once again, please let us know in the comment section below.
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