About the Seattle Salmon

The Seattle Salmon is a fairly weak attempt by some broken individuals in need of therapy to make people laugh.  Their motto is, “Please don’t sue us.” though in practice they are doing everything to invite it.  Should you choose to sue these impoverished souls that spread libel and misspellings across the internet, you should know that they will repeat whatever they said that offended you, your mother and/or spouse, your pet, and children as many times as possible before being sent to debtors prison.