Seatac, WA–While the dust cloud created by the rapid departure of the Seattle Sonics has long since settled, amazingly, two NBA players are still under contract: Vin Baker and Jim McIlvaine. “We admit that the Vin Baker deal was a bad bit of business,” said former Sonics majority owner and Starbucks CEO, Howard Schultz, adding, [...]
Will change “assholish ways” completely should Election Day go his way (City Hall)-In a press conference today, Mayor Mike McGinn promised that if re-elected, he would not be such a “dick,” in his second term. Bringing up past fights with the Mariner Moose, the Museum of History and Industry, and Council President Richard Conlin, [...]
Seattle, WA–The local job market has never been uglier. While Seattle possesses one of the lowest jobless rates in the nation, all the physically attractive job seekers have either been hired or have married a Microsoft executive. The remaining pool of people available for work in Seattle are so physically repulsive that they are effectively [...]
Murray says citizens are best served when Corporations buy elected officials before they take office Seattle, WA, Downtown–At his campaign headquarters, decorated with Italian marble, mayoral candidate Ed Murray announced he would auction off his last remaining body part not currently pledged to a corporation. “Most of my body has already been sold to corporations [...]
