Homo-cidal maniac Josh Powell was merely a cog in the God Hates Fags machine… Tacoma – Westboro Baptist Church members are reportedly upset about the negative publicity around their planned picket of the Powell boys funeral this Saturday. They certainly did not expect the local backlash when they announced that they would be disrupting the [...]
Family falls under the spell of magic mushrooms A family of mushroom enthusiasts had to be rescued this weekend after an almost week long bad trip in an Oregon forest. Betsy and Dickey Boone, along with their adult son Abe and their pit bull Jonsey, had planned a quick trip off a logging road to [...]
Female hormone levels while watching match could permanently injure the weak, old, and/or male (Minnesota) The Mayo Clinic alerted news outlets today that viewers of Puppy Bowl VIII, Animal Planet’s answer to the Super Bowl, should exercise extreme caution. Recent incidences have shown estrogen excreted through women’s pores watching the puppy frolicking match becomes airborne [...]
Charitable foundation makes a boob of itself Susan G. Komen for the Cure has halted funding previously granted to rival woman’s health advocacy group Planned Parenthood. Komen says they are concerned with the shoddy bookkeeping that has Planned Parenthood under investigation by Congress, but the 19 Planned Parenthood affiliates no longer receiving Komen cash for [...]
(Amazonia) On Monday, the city of Seattle started a massive, congestion spewing, construction project on the already fucked Mercer Ave between Seattle Center and I-5. Within hours of the lane closures, not a single car had moved and humanity’s fragile bonds soon snapped. In the midst of “Carpocolypse 2012,” spawned a new world of violent [...]
