Listen! [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Stories: Netflix: Weak Stream 20% of USA Mentally Ill, Illuminati on high alert Bacon-flavored Cancer Voices: Zack Lewis Mason Lowe Jillian Moore ><{{{*> Originally aired on KNDD 107.7 fm The end Friday January 27, 2012
Genetic monstrosity to shake up 2012 campaign As this week’s bitter primary reminded America just how horrible Florida can be, the Republican Party unveiled a plan to restore unity to their divided ranks. Meet Mewt Romnich, a genetically-modified super candidate that combines Mitt Romney’s tone deaf, rich guy rhetoric, and thick black hair with the [...]
Undisclosed location — Last week, a U.S. Government study revealed that one in five adults suffers from mental illness. In the wake of this disturbing news, the Illuminati is seeking to allay the public’s suspicion that they are actually living in a Matrix-like world run by trans-dimensional Pharaohs, hell bent on world domination. A 13th [...]
Listen! [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Stories: Kenny G Divorce Shocker Gay Marriage in Washington State Year of the Dragon Voices: Zack Lewis Mason Lowe Jillian Moore ><{{{*> Originally aired on KNDD 107.7 fm The end Thursday January 26, 2012
Seattle-ites return to offices to face overflowing in-boxes As Seattle went back to work this week, shame and regret have crept into the void left by a week of carefree snow days. “When I got back to the office, I discovered that some of my co-workers hadn’t missed any work,” said Adobe employee Gail Banks. [...]
Dragon is at the top of the Zodiac Peking Order For over a decade billions of Asians have been going through the motions, celebrating Chinese New Year as if it meant something. They have put on a brave front, drumming up token enthusiasm for Year of the Sheep and Year of the Ox. But everyone [...]
Snowstorm helps to warm the cool attitudes of drivers
(Seattle) “It’s only a day, it’ll be over soon,” mutters Redditor Albert Campbell as he zips up his members only jacket. When he learned (four days ahead of anyone else) that his beloved link sharing site Reddit, as well as everything-authority Wikipedia, were shutting down for a day to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) [...]
Call marriage a “boner-killer.” (Olympia) Only a few votes stand between gays and the right to marry in Washington State. The House of Representatives, packed with more gay legislators than a Morman choir, has the numbers to pass it today. But the Senate, always the legislative cock blockers, still needs to find a few “YES” [...]
