The back story on this weekend’s streaker at the Mariner game The Seattle Mariners have been playing pretty well lately. No really, they have. However, the team worried their neck-and-neck race to the top of the AL West was failing to register with jaded fans. How could they get local baseball fans conditioned for disappointment [...]
Call act, “barbaric and bourgeois.” Green Lake Peet’s-It all started when Greenlake Mom Sukey Ferguson travelled to San Francisco for a seminar on attachment therapy. Head filled with plans to regress her bitchy teen age step daughter back to a more malleable emotional age; she nearly walked right under the billboard without noticing it. Something [...]
Seattle Police Guide to Swearing Earlier this week three Seattle Police Officers were rebuked for hurling obscenities at a Cadillac full of alleged gang members. Though the Seattle Times broke the Officer Pottymouth story (Pulitzer?), their lazy investigators failed to report the steps taken by the police department to correct the problem. Seattle PD has [...]
With the recent, seemingly unexplained closure of the South Lake Union Hooters, the Seattle Salmon Wikisquirts! Action Team decided to find the truth. Snooping around the WAC steam room, they discovered this consulting report that details the death of an kitschy icon. McKinsey Retail Consulting Group We tell you what you already know but were [...]
Congressman who saw UFO in Washington is moving back to run for congress Lynnwood-There has been much discussion over why Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich is suddenly visiting the burbs north of Seattle so much. By all accounts, he is not exploring the artful nuances of Alderwood Mall cuisine, but instead mulling a run for Congress. [...]
Jeff Conaway in a Coma…”I Know, I Know, it’s Serious” Jeff Conaway has fallen into a coma after allegedly overdosing on a cocktail of cocaine and painkillers, now dubbed by addicts as “Greased Lightening”. The cast of his life rushed to his side just as soon as they were certain TMZ photographers were in [...]
As bizarre and frightening as it might be, pah-rease, if you’re going to watch this video then you must watch it until at least the third minute. That’s when things go positively surreal. ><{{{*> Warning! This video may be found objectionable by some. Others, may find it hilarious. There are no words… ><{{{*>
Disease inspired rides designed to put fun back into terrifying, contagious illnesses* Seattle Center-The wraps are coming off the new headquarters of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, but there is one feature that is a surprise to most, a theme park. Over the weekend, construction workers began assembling a permanent installation of rides over the [...]
God had a sick feeling in the pit of His stomach, He could hardly hold down the manna He’d devoured at brunch. He had put so much work into this Rapture, literally HOURS, and now the entire plan would have to be delayed and possibly scrapped because He’d misread the TV guide. How could He [...]
As Heaven prepares to take the most annoying of the Christians, jobs, sales, and life changing opportunities abound for the quick Hellion Hell on Earth–With just hours left until the first round draft pick Christians begin ascending to heaven, non-believers have a rare chance to take advantage of some once-an-apocolypse opportunities. Sinners own Monster.com For months [...]
