Ceremony Cancelled! Says William and Kate, “Stole MY day!” LACEY-The plastic wine glass flew over the rehearsal dinner guests at Dirty Dave’s Pizza like a tomahawk, bouncing off the TV over the bar. It was followed by a scream, “That’s it, the wedding is cancelled!” The bride, Susan Rogers, fourth runner up to the 2001 [...]
Recently the Seattle Salmon Wikisquirts team found themselves with an interesting document. Usually we need to steal our information from the WAC steam room as the rich and powerful distractedly chat. This document actually came as a true leak! It was MAILED TO US! Good lord, THIS is how Dan Lewis does it? Sit back [...]
Seattle – Last week iPhone users reacted to news that their every movement has been secretly tracked by computer giant Apple with outrage. The company has yet to give a reason for the surveillance other than a short press release stating, “Steve Jobs needs a lot of information to make the magic happen. A lot.” [...]
City government is now your best new drinking buddy Pike/Pine-The City of Seattle is phasing in “Liquor Stickers” allowing bar-goers to leave their cars on city streets until 10am the following morning without fear of a ticket to deter drunk driving. The Salmon’s Alcohol Investigation and Sampling News Team has uncovered several new sticker-based solutions [...]
New President Michael Young is Mormon and proposing a Husky Reform and Purity Initiative (HRPI) Gerberding Hall-The University of Washington Board Of Regents will officially announce the selection of University of Utah President Michael Young as the next head of the school, later today. Young, an active and proud Mormon, laid out his “Husky Reform [...]
As Donald Trump continues to threaten a serious run at the 2012 presidential ballot, one concern is never far from his mind. It’s his hair. Trump has always been more conservative than his liberal locks, but as he tries to woo republican support, the real estate tycoon feels increasingly suspicious of the strawberry blonde cumulus [...]
In light of the recent deaths from bath salt abuse, we have decided to republish this goofy article about a serious problem. Originally published February 10, 2011.
Dreary weather a goldmine for tanning salons As wintry weather drags on through April, Seattle tanning salons are seeing increased sales from an unexpected class of clientele, upwardly-mobile educated women. Whether fighting the inclement weather blues or simply experiencing seasonal fluctuations in judgement, established professional ladies are frequenting unhygienic tanning establishments in record numbers. [...]
Bellevue, WA-If your email seems to be “broken” or your connection to Facebook seems to be running a little slow, it isn’t because you have a virus on your computer. It’s because the video game Portal 2 was released yesterday and all of the world’s IT staff/game nerds have called in sick on the same [...]
Olympia- Emboldened by the November victory of I-1053, conservative activist and initiative campaigner Tim Eyman has gone on the offensive with I-1203, his latest and most ambitious anti-government initiative to date. I-1203 would require that any vote by the state legislature be preceded by a vote from the people, and that any vote by [...]
