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Lost Oregon Mushroom Hunters Found Huddled in Tree, Trippin’ Balls »

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Family falls under the spell of magic mushrooms A family of mushroom enthusiasts had to be rescued this weekend after…

7:40am, Tue, Feb 7 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Susan G. Komen Takes Lumps Over Planned Parenthood De-Fund »

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Charitable foundation makes a boob of itself  Susan G. Komen for the Cure has halted funding previously granted to rival…

12:30pm, Thu, Feb 2 2012 / 2 Comments / Read More »
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Local Not a good idea kid

Winter Hype Storm Poised to Strike Puget Sound

Total bullshit could paralyze the region As a high pressure hype system approaches the Seattle area, the National Weather Service is reporting that six inches of bullshit could accumulate in the lowlands while up to a…

6:50pm, Sat, Jan 14 2012 / Read More »
Politics Gay marriage would set our sex lives back 30 years.

Why Gay Legislators OPPOSE Gay Marriage

Call marriage a “boner-killer.” (Olympia) Only a few votes stand between gays and the right to marry in Washington State. The House of Representatives, packed with more gay legislators than a Morman choir, has the numbers…

3:27pm, Tue, Jan 17 2012 / Read More »
Business Stoner

BONG WARS: Victims of Marijuana Decriminalization

Is decriminalization de-awesome-ization? (U-District) Pot enthusiasts across Puget Sound are having their mellows harshed by an unexpected force, the decriminalization of their drug of choice. “The vibe is just way different,” says Blaine ‘Snakejaw’ Sutton, an…

6:01pm, Fri, Jan 13 2012 / Read More »
Science & Tech Trojan asteroid appears overnight in Earth's orbit.

Greatest Flop of 2011–Trojan Asteroid Appears in Earth Orbit, NASA to Investigate

“Oh goodie!” exclaimed Mike Davis, NASA’s director of near-earth astronomy, after he looked into his telescope this morning and found a giant, planet-killing asteroid–in the shape of a jaunty little horse–on doomsday collision course set for…

12:08pm, Fri, Dec 30 2011 / Read More »
Media This image was taken using a $689 camera. Note the lack of composition.

Seattleites Take Thousands of Crappy Pictures of Beautiful Sunset

On Friday evening, a gorgeous sunset delivered a stunning upset to thousands of self-styled photographers. While nearly every Seattle-ite owns a professional-grade SLR camera, over 95 percent of the pictures of yesterday’s maginifcent light show were,…

2:52pm, Sat, Jan 14 2012 / Read More »
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2012: The Year of the Fucking DRAGON

Dragon is at the top of the Zodiac Peking Order For over a decade billions of Asians have been going through the motions, celebrating Chinese New Year as if it meant something. They have put on…

10:14am, Tue, Jan 24 2012 / Read More »
Health & Fitness komen-ribbon

Susan G. Komen Takes Lumps Over Planned Parenthood De-Fund

Charitable foundation makes a boob of itself  Susan G. Komen for the Cure has halted funding previously granted to rival woman’s health advocacy group Planned Parenthood. Komen says they are concerned with the shoddy bookkeeping that…

12:30pm, Thu, Feb 2 2012 / Read More »
Sports basket-brawl

Basket-brawl Fallout: High Schools Embrace Ultimate Fighting

Buckets of blood, no foul.…

2:39pm, Tue, Jan 10 2012 / Read More »

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